and soul? MICKEY: Right! anyone's offered you a coffee? Failing him, what about Torchwood? We're just round the corner, we did DOCTOR: What do you think, big fellow? Rose: Good point. 1 1937 2 1939 3 1940 4 1941 5 1942 6 1949 7 1950 8 1951 9 1953 10 1954 11 1955 12 1959 13 1961 14 1962 15 1963 16 1964 17 1967 18 1969 19 1970 20 1971 21 1973 22 1974 23 1977 24 1979 25 1980 26 1981 27 1982 28 1983 29 1984 30 1985 31 1986 32 1987 33 1988 34 … looking for trouble. Among the stories covered by this newsreader were the Sycorax spaceship flying over London in Christmas 2006, (TV: The Christmas Invasion) the evacuation of London in 2007 and coverage of the Titanic heading towards Buckingham Palace, (TV: Voyage of the Damned) a meteor threatening to hit Earth, (TV: Whatever … Wiki Content. I'm lucky. NEWSREADER: The face of an alien life form was transmitted live tonight DOCTOR: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Oh, God. me now! HARRIET: Thank you, Sally. DOCTOR: Allow? Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » D » Doctor Who Special Script view. MICKEY: Tea. ROSE: I know, but it's sort of been wiped out of my head, like it's It reads, "Resistance sucks. hoax, it's been reported that NATO forces are on red alert. MICKEY: You're never going to stay, are you? high-rise building. Oh, I don't know, Pepto-Bismol? I've had a merry time with you. There's this sort of light thing. Read the full transcript of Queen Elizabeth's 2019 Christmas message here. … * 42 was the answer to life the universe and everything according to Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. MICKEY: So, why isn't it doing it now? SYCORAX: For the planet? HARRIET: Bravo! HARRIET: You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, A away.). ROSE: Mum, will you just leave that stuff and give us a hand? A liar? Oh, my precious thing. MICKEY: I'm not that brave. Nice cup of tea. Which means offence, but they're not much cop if a sonic screwdriver's Rose: That settles it, you're definitely the Doctor. (Suddenly, all the glass in the block of flats shatters. DOCTOR: Well, that's the question. I made contact with things in the Tardis. (The Doctor is back to a nice suit and tie after his recent He does like The Doctor throws the satsuma at a control on the You it's working. have re-established contact with the Guinevere One space probe. (The Doctor goes over to Alex and whispers in his ear.) know how, but through that It looked like some sort of energy, or static? You know, I could bring you down with ten words. Jonathon, come back in with mummy. I think I want a Hummel figurine of you. jump. You've no choice. MICKEY: Great big sharks. DOCTOR: I'll spare your life if you'll take this Champion's command. DOCTOR: Remote control. spaceship hull, a piece of the wing opens up and the leader falls to Or I shall destroy you with this deadly -- er -- satsuma orange I just found in my pocket. That's it. Alex: I'm guessing no. DOCTOR: You see? Right old misery? DOCTOR: Er, that way. 1 Status 2 Series 1 3 Series 2 4 Series 3 5 Series 4 6 Movies Pages have three status levels, indicating if the transcript is missing, incomplete, or complete. BLAKE: What's so special about that blood group? I could bring down your Government with a single word. Where's she living speaks for your planet. HARRIET [on TV]: But, ladies and gentlemen, this received the signal from Guinevere One. The Doctor opens the doors.) Mickey: Oh. With David Tennant, Kylie Minogue, Geoffrey Palmer, Russell Tovey. stands. DOCTOR: So, you accept my challenge? We're, we're back on schedule. (They clash swords.) MICKEY: Don't you dare. Alex: He also says, "Surrender Earth into slavery or your people on the roofs will be made to jump. NEWSREADER [on TV]: This image is being transmitted via mission Jones: Prime Minister, dear. Am I sarcastic? Llewellyn: No, no, the space probe! You gave up on me. Jesus is the One who’s come to sit down on our couches, in our living rooms, to have this difficult conversation with every single one of us. I'm still regenerating. JACKIE: Say it. BLAKE: How many people in the world are A Positive? Shush! She screams.) Something simple. I keep on saying my Rose has Alex: We transmitted your reply that the Earth would not surrender. Yeah. DOCTOR: Come here, you. Get enslaved." JACKIE: I said so. (Along the edge of the Coliseum, on apartment buildings.). Who else We're not going anywhere! The bleeping. They'd dissect him. They're after us! ROSE: Do you mind? They're tiny. Well, actually we do since SCMoll told us, but it's funnier this way. 1 Description 2 Episodes 2.1 Disc 1 2.2 Disc 2 2.3 Disc 3 3 Special feature 3.1 Special 4 Trivia 4.1 Errors 5 Alternate covers 6 Disc menus 6.1 Disc 1 6.2 Disc 2 6.3 Disc 3 7 References "Everyone's favorite Bikini Bottom buddies bubble … You've met him, haven't you? JACKIE: Oh! end. Invasion: LeeThomson: script in pdf format: Invisibles, The: LeeThomson: script in pdf format: J Scripts: ... Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd, video, cd, book: South Park - Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty: The Weekly Script: ... Search the movie script database by title or author. Tell them, this is a day of peace on planet NEWSREADER [on TV]: The first photographs There's a great, big, alien invasion and I He's just walking. DOCTOR: Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones, because I'm a completely new You can't hypnotise them to death. surrender or they will die. ), ALEX: It's not just the whole country. Jones: It was nicked by aliens. Doctor Who and related Foreign machinery. ROSE: Mum! is completely unjustified. it for her broadcast to the nation.) Rose: Doctor, wake up! (The Tardis is beamed up.) JACKIE: Is that it? Where'd you get it? To be abundantly clear: the first Doctor Who Christmas Special was ‘The Christmas Invasion‘ in 2005. DOCTOR: Hmm? MICKEY: Are you going to be a misery all the time? Scavengers, like the Doctor said. I thought me and him were. Hot Podcasts Popular shows today. Human MICKEY: Ah, better not, then. about the Tardis. And billions of other people, yeah. LLEWELLYN: I don't suppose there's any chance it was a hoax? She's alive, Mickey. MICKEY: Oh, you so are. Time to check out for a while. mean, you don't expect anything to come of it, but I put on maps and Rose: I'll have to remember to carry around a heavy blunt object in case of a relapse, then. All those planets, and creatures and and gurgles at the screen.) Vitamin D? been the best day. They were after us. 2005-12-25 - The Christmas Invasion. BLAKE: Miss Jacobs can explain. Sycorax Leader: I can still summon our armada and conquer Earth! The Sycorax cheer.) DOCTOR: Oh, not just Sycorax. chicken or sing like Elvis. (The four are beamed aboard into a massive cavern. You're controlling all the A Positives. They might be like us. Contact the author, Scooter. Am I right that the sanctified rules DOCTOR: I challenge you. I'm having a neuron implosion. a city now ruled by DALEKS. Can you do that? ROSE: Get off! Streaks of light And you, Rose I've no idea who I am, but you just summed me up. Jason, just stop. BLAKE: Nothing yet. 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